Tuesday, September 17, 2013

How to piss off a pregnant woman

In one step:

Stupid Man #1:  "Are you due next month?"
Me: "No, I have three more to go, thanks."

In two steps:

Stupid Man #2: "How far along are you?"
Me: "Six Months"
Stupid Man #2: "Wow, you got big early!"
Me: ...

Yeah, two comments in one week.

Feeling fabulous.

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