Me: We’ve been talking about so many other things this morning that I haven’t mentioned my ewww for the day.
Remember the bucket of ‘parts’ at Mama T's that I told you about last night. Something got into it last night. I pulled up to Mama T's house this morning to find myself staring into the eyes of a severed deer head sitting in the middle of her front yard. Ewwww. I had to walk into Mama T''s and tell her there was a deer head looking at me from her yard. Ewww.
Husband: Just dress it up like Rudolph and tell all the kids that Christmas is dead…
Yes, this is what I married. My husband just killed Rudolph.
Merry Christmas Everyone!